bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
This is important. Stop big cat hunting. This literally is making me cry.
The way the lion tries to shut out the light…
:Why would you shoot it?
I cannot think of any reason to kill a Lion. You don’t eat it. It’s a waste.
if pugs were pokemon, they would evolve into boxers.
Would that mean Bullmastiffs are it’s final evolution?
pugs are Pokémon. your argument is invaled
A tiger that loves the snow.
ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help
YEAH THATS A BRILLIANT IDEA UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT TOASTERS F UCKING EJECT THEIR PRECIOUS CARGO ONTO THE VOID OF DESPAIR THAT IS YOUR NASTY RATCHET ASS KITCHENETTE FLOOR
GUYS I JUST DID THIS AND MY TOASTER SET ON FIRE