Don’t worry guys, Mom and Dad are safe and sound ♥
This is fantastic! It’s like…
Aleks/Seamus: YAY, THEY’RE OKAY!
Jordan/Dan: YAY, WE’RE OKAY!
James: YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU WHEN I FIND YOU I’M GONNA SHOVE THIS BAT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOUR EYEBALLS WILL HAVE SPLINTERS AND THEN I’M GONNA MAKE YOU DO THE HOKEY-COKEY DOWN THE STREET SO THAT EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MY FRIENDS FUCK YOU
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos.
i suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
I chose the impossible. I chose… Rapture. ✖
*saves game six times just in case*
▶ Day 6: Create a coloring for dark images
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.