ugly-fetus:

shermano:

corneliusalba:

stupidjimstuff:

i pretended to be a skeleton and browsed omegle

this is still one of my favorite omegle things btw

dead skeleton hell

goatsgod


thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  





cereusblack:

God this poor guy, but how cute is the teammate stopping to butt-scoot him to the bench even though he really needed to get in there to defend?!

cereusblack:

God this poor guy, but how cute is the teammate stopping to butt-scoot him to the bench even though he really needed to get in there to defend?!



terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

image

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now





jesusinc:

dennys:

*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon

dennys what the fuck





nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

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aber-flyingtiger:

rupeerose:

teafortrouble:

megg33k:

I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.

This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.

Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.

My dad actually almost got kicked out of a mall once for changing my brother in the womens room of a mall. The only reason they didn’t call the cops on him was because the ladies in the room supported him.

I’d never even considered this but I support it



torture:

Sexy is my middle name”

Is your first name Not?





dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor